What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
R! Obviously.
Arghhh, you would think so, but no. It be the C.
The real question is this: how do modern pirates self-identify? If you asked a Somali pirate, for example, what he (or she?) does for a living, would they say they’re a pirate? A sea bandit? A liberator? An enforcer? An industry disruptor? A revolutionary? An entrepreneur?
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.